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She dont like milk!

A pregnant wife told to her husband,
“honey I think our baby dont like milk”.
Husband got surprised.
“Why u said so?”
She replied
“i drink coffee with milk but I vomitted milk now. . ,it means she dont like milk. .  .”



Permanent Mission of ENGLAND to the United Nations
351 East 52nd Street, New York, NY 10022
Our Ref: UN/TH/066147/2011
Attention Beneficiary,
How are you today? Hope all is well with you and family? You may not understand why this mail came to you. We have been having a meeting for the past 3 months which ended yesterday with the secretary to the UNITED NATIONS. This email is to all the people that have been scammed in any part of the world, the UNITED NATIONS has agreed to compensate them with the sum of US$750.000.00 each and you have to indicate how much you lost in the hands of scammers.
This includes every foreign contractors, Inheritance,Dating and Lottery payment that have not received their Lottery/Inheritance payment, and people that have had an unfinished transaction or international Lottery payment that failed due to Government problems etc. We found your name in our list and that is why we are contacting you, this have been agreed upon and have been signed.
You are advised to contact Mr Billy Foster who is in charge of your payment through our paying center in Europe as he is our representative in England, contact him immediately for more information on how to get your compensation of US$750.000.00 payment from the United Nations.
Therefore, you should send him your full Name,telephone number and your correct home address, Contact Mr Billy Foster immediately for your compensation payments.
Person to Contact: Mr Billy Foster
Thanks and God bless you and your family. Hoping to hear from you as soon as you receive your compensation funds don’t neglect this I advice you.
United Nations, Making the world a better place.
Ban Ki-Moon

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